A Comic To Make You Feel Sorry For Me (and a sale)

I am having a big sale of 29 of thirty one pages of my first July Diary originally posted in July 2011, now published in my book Truth is Fragmentary, at the very cheap price of one hundred dollars each, shipping included, no matter where you live! Take advantage of my poverty while you can and get a piece of my earlier, funnier work. There are some gems in there! The pages are listed below, and you can click the title of the page /buy now prompt, below each. Thank you! Oh, and here’s a new comic:

The pages: Nice Pants (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Nothing O Clock (BUY HERE) (Sold)

Skankin like a Ho(BUY HERE) (Sold)

Ben Franklin’s Dildo (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Waste of Talent (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Bodily Functions (BUY HERE)(SOLD!)

Live In A Tree(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

A Different Person(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

The Albanian Seducer(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

The Proper Way to Walk(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Head Sized Ice Cream Sandwich(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Dinner As Dessert(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

When the Plumber Asks if You Have a Boyfriend(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Bird’s Gonna Take a Shit(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Tongue Kiss his Grandmother(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Fueled By Fart Power(BUY HERE)

All the People and Cars(BUY HERE)

To Keep From Going Crazy(BUY HERE)

You’ve Got to Move Forward(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Crazy Synchronized Dance(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Punching Distance(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Is it Hot Enough for You?(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Honk Twice(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

True Grit(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Echo(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Catbackriding(BUY HERE)  (SOLD!)

I Am Drunk(BUY HERE)(SOLD

Potty Mouth(BUY HERE) (SOLD!)

OKCupid Threesome(BUY HERE)(SOLD)