Because it’s all we’ve got
It’s been almost a year since I’ve posted here, and even longer since I’ve posted a comic. but spring is here and it’s time to try again. Hello!
But first,
-This coming weekend, I’ll be at the MoCCA Festival.
I’ll be on a panel with Nicole Georges, Gina Wynbrandt and Jennifer Hayden, moderated by Heidi MacDonald, at 3:30 PM, at the MoCCA’s programming venue, Ink48, 653 11th Avenue at 48th Street, around the corner from the primary MoCCA venue, in the Helvetica room, on the 4th floor. Got that?
-Also I’m looking forward to seeing two giants of autobiography, Ariel Schrag in conversation with Phoebe Gloeckner, also Saturday, at 12:30, at the Garamond room, also located at Ink48.
-When not at those talks, I’ll be drawing small portraits for ten bucks each with the Uncivilized Books table. For small children, approximately fifteen to twenty minutes of free babysitting is included! I enjoy drawing the kids. Here are some favorite examples from past festivals:
-I’ve started an instagram account. So far it is mostly photos of drawings of people at events, from my sketchbook.
-For any readers in Switzerland, I’m excited to announce I’ll be at the Fumetto festival in Lucerne, a wonderful comics festival surrounded by the Swiss Alps and Lake Lucerne. I visited some years ago and did some comics about it (here) which will be included in their 25th anniversary celebration book. Apparently I’ll be doing some sort of talk here.
And now, here is what originally was a “diary comic,” before every single inch of the pages was reworked and reworked again:

I will try to keep posting more again, if I can manage my internet stagefright.
Autoptic Portraits
Hello
Tomorrow and Sunday, I’ll be at Minneapolis’ Autoptic festival, selling small portraits, trading card sized, super cheap! Just five dollars, or ten in color. Likeness not guaranteed. For decorative purposes only.
I’ll be at table 37, which I understand is by my publisher’s table, Uncivilized Books.
Also, on Saturday at eleven pm, I’ll be doing a talk with the great Jilliian Tamaki, moderated by Greg Hunter at the Alliance Française.
You can click on the images to see ’em better.
A Comic To Make You Feel Sorry For Me (and a sale)
I am having a big sale of 29 of thirty one pages of my first July Diary originally posted in July 2011, now published in my book Truth is Fragmentary, at the very cheap price of one hundred dollars each, shipping included, no matter where you live! Take advantage of my poverty while you can and get a piece of my earlier, funnier work. There are some gems in there! The pages are listed below, and you can click the title of the page /buy now prompt, below each. Thank you! Oh, and here’s a new comic:
The pages: 
Nice Pants (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Nothing O Clock (BUY HERE) (Sold)

Skankin like a Ho(BUY HERE) (Sold)

Ben Franklin’s Dildo (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Waste of Talent (BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Bodily Functions (BUY HERE)(SOLD!)

Live In A Tree(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

A Different Person(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

The Albanian Seducer(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

The Proper Way to Walk(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Head Sized Ice Cream Sandwich(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Dinner As Dessert(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

When the Plumber Asks if You Have a Boyfriend(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Bird’s Gonna Take a Shit(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Tongue Kiss his Grandmother(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Fueled By Fart Power(BUY HERE)

All the People and Cars(BUY HERE)

To Keep From Going Crazy(BUY HERE)

You’ve Got to Move Forward(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Crazy Synchronized Dance(BUY HERE)(SOLD)

Punching Distance(BUY HERE) (SOLD)

Is it Hot Enough for You?(BUY HERE)(SOLD)


















